ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

(via dannywlliams)

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(via jazuthevulcanprincess)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via thinkofthegunstheysell)